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Luigi Mangione Withdraws Plans to Run For President and Be a Porn Star Upon Release

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Luigi Mangione will no longer run for president and turned down a lucrative contract to be a porn star. He also admitted to deeply missing his Uncle Chuck Mangione who is most notable in the music world. He also said he was sorry for killing all of his stepbrothers. He claimed it was an accident. He also said it was intentional to possibly be a porn star. HIs Uncle Ron Jeremy said its not that bad of a profession, but it is not always that good either.

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