Americans Moving to Iran in Droves
As the war is quieting down, many Americans are defecting and moving to Iran. Below is a list of reasons to consider the big move:
- Much cheaper gas prices
- The Chelow Kebab Koobideh is amazing! Nobody knows what the f it is, but its really good
- Ransom is legal
- Coke Cola is only 20 cents a can
- You can freely paint your nipples and scream “I painted my nipples”
- You can paint your neighbors nipples (you can’t scream it)
- It is ok to kill your stepparents
As Iran grows, expect to see a stronger representation of Americans and people with people with painted nipples and a tattoo of their crotch near their mouth. Crotch tattoos have always been popular in Iran.
