New Federal Law Makes Father’s Day Everyday

Lawmakers and lobbyists in DC have now made Father’s Day a daily holiday. Casmir Pulaski Day was a near second, but Father’s Day is primary according to lawmakers. Once a month, the new law has indicated a federally funded trip to  Vegas (no hookers included, but heavily discounted and paid for by the federal government). Additionally men will get a free monthly education around the topic of polygamy. The law now has women fighting for their rights for equal treatment. Ron Jeremy is looking forward to celebrating Father’s Day when released from prison. John Holmes had this to say, “Polygamy is not legal? Shit”!