Name Dropper?

Most B-Actors love dropping Brad Pitt’s name and it’s done all the time.  However, his own son decided to drop Pitt’s name, but legally in court.

Maddox Jolie-PItt, changed his name to just Maddox Jolie, for “personal reasons.”

At the secret press conference only MPL and select others were invited to, he said, “First of all, you have to say my name fast.  It’s pronounced Madszzx Jolie.  I know some of you like to say it slowly and make fun of mother.  But it’s not Mad Ox Jolie!  She is NOT a Mad Ox!  Stop it!  Second of all, some of you think I’m being ungrateful to ‘him’ despite everything he’s done for me and living the millionaire life in multiple mansions.  Well, but I was doing just fine, in the orphanage in Battambang, Cambodia.  If I was never adopted, I would’ve been a badminton player and easily clear $.50 cents a day and climbed up on the rankings.  And I’d love eating grass and semi-poisonous mushrooms every day.  I mean yes the ladies are all over me, because I was the son of the sexiest man alive.  But I’mma be fine.  When I’m exposing my sexual sexiness on the badminton court, the ladies can’t keep their eyes off my birdie.”

Jolie declined to comment, but close family friend Tua Tagovailoa’s daughter Ivana said, “I feel for him.  I wish I could change my last name too, because my dad’s game is like 3 weeks old trash.  He really stinks and should be arrested for stealing money from teams.  Maybe I will change it to Ivana Startallova.  Anyways I feel for you Maddox.  I’m right here.”