Roger Goodell Politely Declines Invite to The Whitehouse Due to Celiac Disease

The commissioner of the NFL, Roger Goodell has politely declined to attend meetings at the Whitehouse. He has nothing against the president, however has said many times the menu at the Whitehouse sucks. He has also indicated he has celiac disease and allergic to air, grass, water, chicken, all vegetables/fruit and fish, and steak. We spoke with Roger and here is what he had to say, “Nothing wrong with eating. Nothing wrong with not eating anything at all. I have nothing against Trump. I have great disdain for food. I think food should be illegal in the US. That is my stance. However, I can eat pizza. My stepsister died of pizza. I forgot, she was allergic to cheese. Ehh, Never cared for her anyways. She wasn’t fat. Just morbidly obese.”