Steven Miller Back in The News “Genius”

FBI leaks are unleashing information into the public that many people feel they already knew. The suspected assassination attempts on the president are being orchestrated within the White House. A person who wished to remain anonymous Steven Hauserman explained, “Steven Miller has diverted all the local suicide hotline calls to his personal cell. I overhead him talking to someone who wanted to end his own life and Steve’s first question was to ascertain whether or not they liked the current president. Either way it’s pretty genius, if they don’t like him Steve sells them on getting their one shot at taking him out and if it doesn’t work, the secret service will end their life as they wished in the first place. I once overheard him say something to the effect of if you love him and want to end your life this is the way to go, you get to have the secret service end your life for you, all while helping the president secure getting his ballroom, a win win. I am not sure how much longer our administration will be able to get away with it, but so far so good. If you think that so called leak will ruin this plan, remember all we have to do is call it out as fake news and we can shut it down. Get your gowns and tuxedo ready, because this ballroom is going to be beautiful.”