Scott Pelley Alleges Human Bias at CBS News Under Bari Weiss and Two Fat Guys

60 Minutes has been the most notable news worthy show for several decades, however the ownership and format has changed. Scott Pelley stood up for what he believed in and was quickly fired from the program he helped pioneer. Bari Weiss and two fat guys who have asked they remain anonymous have reshaped what was 60 minutes. It is now called 7 seconds and focused on male masturbation. Bari Weiss and the two fat guys strongly believe this is a much better format. We spoke with Bari and here is what she had to say, “My wife can never last more than 7 seconds but has always done a nice job keeping the carpets clean. I think this is a perfect format for the show. As for the fat guys, I don’t know them, but they keep showing up at meetings. The 7 second idea was theirs.” Scott Pelley could not be reached for comment as he was in the bathroom for 11 seconds.