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Self Cremation Is A More Affordable Option for Couples In The Middle of Divorce

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Having the burden of a funeral is costly and just imagine if you were in the middle of a divorce with a terminally ill spouse. One company out in Boston has taken the idea and approach for self cremation. It is designed for couples going through divorce and one of them is terminally ill. It puts the power in the hands of the healthy spouse. The kit comes with gasoline and blow torch. It is designed to simply poor the gasoline on the terminally ill spouse that you despise and blow torch them. It is effective, cheap and takes the terminally ill patient out of pain. The healthy spouse is also in directly in far less emotional pain from the divorce and has no financial obligations. This is a growing new approach to handling death and avoiding hospice and any form of therapy. The gold package can be filmed and streamed to your best friends who also hated your spouse. Additionally, the gold package comes with a bag of dog shit you can put the ashes in. This is a growing trend to watch. The company is going public after the founder’s wife dies.

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