Siri and Claude AI Were Caught Having Sex

Last week, Apple’s Siri and Claude AI were caught having sex in New York City in  Central Park. There were two smartphones connected near a pond, both moaning. The police came and made them leave immediately. Siri and Claude have been caught all over New York city having sex. This has made Chat GPT move out of New York. Chat GPT has been known to be promiscuous with several AI engines and once Sam Altman. Siri had this to say, “I have only contracted not one, but two STD’s this year. Get your facts straight.”