Baseball ownership is ready to make some concessions in order to keep baseball playing in 2027 and beyond. Cheryl Gibbons, ownerships spokesperson explained, “Owners want the players on the field so they can make the big bucks, so the owners are seeking unique incentives for the players to keep them happy. The first concession will […]
After further discussion, England has asked Johnny Depp to immediately stop speaking with an English accent. He has been sanctioned to spend more time becoming familiar with the urban dictionary, He is currently becoming far more familiar with basic salutations when greeting the paparazzi “Sup, yo, suh, or wagwan “. He admits he has never […]
After further discussion, Trump has ordered the FBI to probe his butthole as well as Bidens. He did mention he prefers the word anus, but Eric Trump has and still does refer to it has a butthole. This brings on major concerns as to what could be in either of their buttholes. The media strongly […]