After a PB and victory, Tom Kim not only had a near perfect game, he also showed his penis for 18 holes. He said, no pants is my strategy. Several urologist at the event were impressed. Not by his golf, but size. We spoke with Dr. Stagless and here is what he had to say, […]
“Nobody humiliates America 4-1 and keeps their waffles.” – Donald J Trump WASHINGTON, DC – Following the United States‘ humiliating 4-1 World Cup loss to Belgium, an enraged President Donald Trump announced the immediate launch of “Operation Belgium Freedom,“ a radical plan to abolish anything Belgium-related from American life. Standing before reporters with a black […]
We spoke with Trump and here is what he had to say, “This is fantastic. I am into culture and into grabbing the cervix (I can’t say bad words anymore). The Iranians are beautiful people. So endearing and let you in once you are close enough. Mojtaba Khamenei is enjoying the company of Melania. He […]