Bill Sparks of Altoona, PA has a family owned sheet metal business. No employees or workers, just himself. In Altoona proper today, he decided to do an all afternoon strike against his boss (himself). We spoke with him and here is what he had to say, ” I hate me. I just don’t understand why […]
Bill Adison was recently hospitalized after being raped in New York City. He had the rape kid done and it was in fact true that he was raped. He later admitted that he raped himself. We spoke with Bill and here is what he had to say, “I am just to sexy for myself. My […]
Due to America’s declining birth rates, the US government is teaming up with Trojan to encourage the rates to go up. Richard Harden explained, “Trojan will have a 250th celebration where 1 in every 250 condoms there will be holes supplied in a condom, just enough to allow sperms to flow through. It will provide […]