The commissioner of the NFL, Roger Goodell has politely declined to attend meetings at the Whitehouse. He has nothing against the president, however has said many times the menu at the Whitehouse sucks. He has also indicated he has celiac disease and allergic to air, grass, water, chicken, all vegetables/fruit and fish, and steak. We […]
Hegseth has been vocal and admitted he has IBS (irritable bowel syndrome). We spoke with Hegseth and here is what he had to say, “My shit took a shit after eating food on my most recent trip to Asia for peace talks. I was able to get Asian leaders to now serve pizza and monkey […]
Microsoft has decided to issue a class action lawsuit against all Apple users for not using Microsoft products. We spoke with a board member at Microsoft and here is what he had to say, “It is awful that most people are using Apple. It makes no sense. If this doesn’t get resolved soon, I am […]