Hegseth Urges Asian Leaders to Stop Serving Asian Food at Meetings

Hegseth has been vocal and admitted he has IBS (irritable bowel syndrome). We spoke with Hegseth and here is what he had to say, “My shit took a shit after eating food on my most recent trip to Asia for peace talks. I was able to get Asian leaders to now serve pizza and monkey brains. My daughter has a pet monkey. I no longer like pizza nor does my daughter have a pet monkey anymore. “