Microsoft is Threatening Legal Action Against All Apple Users

Microsoft has decided to issue a class action lawsuit against all Apple users for not using Microsoft products. We spoke with a board member at Microsoft and here is what he had to say, “It is awful that most people are using Apple. It makes no sense. If this doesn’t get resolved soon, I am going to go back to using Apple. I truly believe Bill Gates and Woody Allen are dating the same lady. I could be wrong, but I know that Woody uses MS Windows. He also used the windows of my neighbors house, often looking in to say hi at odd times during the very late evening.”