After a slew of women and having several children, Musk has called it quits being straight. We spoke with Musk and here is what he had to say, “I have too many kids and women in my life. I want to keep things simple and begin dating Bezos. No need for a prenup. Plus, always […]
Florida state representative John Winthrop has proposed a new bill that would make it illegal for strippers to wear glitter of any kind while working. Ted Johnson, spokesperson for Representative Winthrop explained the new law, “Glitter has cost married men over one hundred million dollars in divorces in the last ten years. We are proposing […]
Pebble Beach has always been a course that is prolific all by itself. However, it has recently become the destination of Jesus. He has been sited every Friday for the last month at Pebble Beach. He has also stated he is not a he/him. Jesus said, “I play as a onesome. I also gotta lose […]