We spoke with Trump and here is what he had to say, “This is fantastic. I am into culture and into grabbing the cervix (I can’t say bad words anymore). The Iranians are beautiful people. So endearing and let you in once you are close enough. Mojtaba Khamenei is enjoying the company of Melania. He […]
Apple is about to unveil its newest security update. Senior security Advisor Paul Stevens explained the new upgrade, “We at Apple are trying to stay ahead of the curve, so we are trying to take steps to keep your personal information and phone safe from hackers. AI will soon make it possible to fake people’s […]
Just this morning, the fatality of Officer Spermen is a mystery. After eating 13 donuts, he was later found dead right outside of the local donut shop in Lincolnwood, Illinois in his cruiser drenched in coffee and donut vomit. We spoke with the captain of his division and here is what he had to say, […]