WASHINGTON — One year after Attorney General Pam Bondi proudly handed out white binders labeled “The Epstein Files: Phase 1” to a flock of MAGA influencers, Americans are still waiting for Phase 2, which officials are now describing as “very conceptual.” President Donald Trump addressed the missing sequel Thursday. “Phase 2 is happening,” Trump assured […]
WASHINGTON – In a bold step for people who think scientists are just nerds with opinions, President Trump announced the government will no longer consider climate change a danger to humans. Standing next to a very excited EPA Administrator Lee Zeldin, Trump proudly erased the 2009 “endangerment finding,” a 200-page scientific report that said greenhouse […]
Today in Portland a dog was arrested for humping a tree in public. The state of Oregon continues to be enforcing laws that have made it difficult for dog life. Oddly the law does not apply to people. We spoke with a local Portland cop and here is what he had to say, “It is […]