As the war is quieting down, many Americans are defecting and moving to Iran. Below is a list of reasons to consider the big move: Much cheaper gas prices The Chelow Kebab Koobideh is amazing! Nobody knows what the f it is, but its really good Ransom is legal Coke Cola is only 20 cents […]
WASHINGTON, D.C. – For nearly twenty years, Americans laughed at the absurd world of the 2006 film “Idiocracy,” starring Luke Wilson, Maya Rudolph, Dax Shepard, and Terry Crews. Assuming its depiction of a corporate-controlled, spectacle-obsessed future was intentionally ridiculous. This week, however, a panel of political scientists reportedly reclassified the film from “satire” to “historical […]
Eric Trump will now be in a full blown MMA match on the Straight of Hormuz. We spoke with Eric and here is what he had to say, “I have always wanted to go MMA style with that fat ass. My father has no chance but to find his face in my ass in the […]