Vice President JD Vance announced the birth of his baby boy, Chaise Chesterfield Vance. Although he did tell his wife that the baby may not be hers, and he may have had extra marital objects of his desires. He told her gently, to “cushion” the blow of the news. His political opponents weren’t too comforting. […]
Florida state representative John Winthrop has proposed a new bill that would make it illegal for strippers to wear glitter of any kind while working. Ted Johnson, spokesperson for Representative Winthrop explained the new law, “Glitter has cost married men over one hundred million dollars in divorces in the last ten years. We are proposing […]
In an effort for Pete Hegseth to make major changes, he is requesting the federal government to personally administer estrogen shots to him every Friday. We spoke with Pete and here is what he had to say, “This is a step in the right direction for me. I am a women, Sir”!