The reflecting pool in front of the capitol will need to be updated once more with many more amenities added on to the existing structure. White House Spokesperson Lacy Williams explained, “After all the vandalism that took place that caused the paint to peel, we felt we had to do something. The president wants it […]
Both parties recently passed a bill to charge “tax” on breathing due to it being a constant source of revenue. Many Americans have chosen to stop breathing all together. There has also been a new bill passed to incentivize people for agreeing to be cremated and live stream it only on android devices.
WASHINGTON, D.C. – For nearly twenty years, Americans laughed at the absurd world of the 2006 film “Idiocracy,” starring Luke Wilson, Maya Rudolph, Dax Shepard, and Terry Crews. Assuming its depiction of a corporate-controlled, spectacle-obsessed future was intentionally ridiculous. This week, however, a panel of political scientists reportedly reclassified the film from “satire” to “historical […]