The Supreme Court has issued a new law requiring all judges to wear nothing under their robes. This decision has come as a shock to many, but not those who have been working with the highest court in the land. Supreme Court spokesperson, Angela Stephenson explained the courts new decision, “This is a decision that […]
Vice President JD Vance announced the birth of his baby boy, Chaise Chesterfield Vance. Although he did tell his wife that the baby may not be hers, and he may have had extra marital objects of his desires. He told her gently, to “cushion” the blow of the news. His political opponents weren’t too comforting. […]
Florida state representative John Winthrop has proposed a new bill that would make it illegal for strippers to wear glitter of any kind while working. Ted Johnson, spokesperson for Representative Winthrop explained the new law, “Glitter has cost married men over one hundred million dollars in divorces in the last ten years. We are proposing […]