The Department of Justice proudly presents… The Donald J. Trump White House Frequent Pardoner™ Program Because every repeat offender deserves to be a repeat customer. Have you been convicted in federal court? Know a billionaire? Appeared on Fox News more than your own attorney? Congratulations! You’re already pre-qualified. Tier Status Hierarchy: Bronze Convict Our entry-level […]
The fiasco of Trump being shot was scary for the country. However, one major product changed that all. As Trumps ear was profusely bleeding someone in the crowd tossed a tampon on the stage and Trump put it against his ear. That is correct, a tampon was used to stop the bleeding. Later on that […]
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Reports that Donald Trump is weighing a pardon for Sean “Diddy” Combs have left legal scholars asking one simple question: “Is the White House replacing the Department of Justice with a customer rewards program for convicted celebrities?” Sources say Trump is considering clemency for Diddy while also handing out pardons to people […]