WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Donald Trump is denying accusations that his upcoming White House UFC birthday event is a vanity project after reports revealed military personnel are being recruited to help fill seats for the June 14 spectacle event. “This is not for me,” Trump told reporters while standing inside a gold-plated octagon labeled TRUMP […]
As laws change, a big change just happened near the capital building last week. Stephen Miller was recently interviewed and had this to say, “You mean, It’s not legal?” Trump is pleased with this new legislation. He pulled out his sharpie and signed a pair of panties at a most recent press conference.
Washington, D.C. – Donald Trump is once again denying claims that he fell asleep during an international peace summit back in February, insisting the viral video only showed him “thinking with his eyes closed.” The footage, filmed during the Board of Peace meeting in Washington, D.C., showed Trump with his head drooping and eyes shut […]