Most recently the federal government did a random background check on all federal employees. It turns out, Trump is not a US citizen and is now being deported back to his native country, Nauru (a tiny pacific Island). We also later learned that Trump just started speaking fluent English as early as a year ago. […]

It was recently learned the Declaration of Independence was written with the first Bic erasable pen. Just yesterday, President Trump was found at a local library with the Declaration of Independence. He was sitting in the “Fiction” section feverishly erasing several pages with his Bic erasable pen. He said he just wanted to see if […]