As there are talks going on for the Straight of Hormuz to open, there is also open negotiations to open a Six Flags along side the Straight of Hormuz. Trumps major concerns continue to revolve around churros and funnel cakes. Trump had this to say, ‘Why did Costco get of Churros? That needs to be […]
After further research, Fauci admitted that your belly button will remain an outie if infected by Covid. Even better, the research has indicated men with Covid stand the chance to add 1 inch to their penis size. As of late, men have aggressively tried to give themselves Covid. The result is 90% of teenage boys […]
“Nobody humiliates America 4-1 and keeps their waffles.” – Donald J Trump WASHINGTON, DC – Following the United States‘ humiliating 4-1 World Cup loss to Belgium, an enraged President Donald Trump announced the immediate launch of “Operation Belgium Freedom,“ a radical plan to abolish anything Belgium-related from American life. Standing before reporters with a black […]