It was recently reported that Donald Trump Jr. had scabies, when in fact it was Hunter Biden. We spoke with Hunter and here is what he had to say, “I am guilty of having sex with a rabbit. It was consentual and its a mild STD. Oddly, rabbits are toppers. Can’t wait to meet my […]
Eric Trump will now be in a full blown MMA match on the Straight of Hormuz. We spoke with Eric and here is what he had to say, “I have always wanted to go MMA style with that fat ass. My father has no chance but to find his face in my ass in the […]
WASHINGTON, DC – After yet another video appeared to show President Donald Trump asleep during an Oval Office briefing, White House officials rushed to clarify that the president was not sleeping. “He was engaged in a Tactical Interlude,” explained Secretary of State Marco Rubio. “His eyes were closed, his head was tilted back, and he […]