Trump and Iranian Leader Both Embrace Swinger Lifestyle

We spoke with Trump and here is what he had to say, “This is fantastic. I am into culture and into grabbing the cervix (I can’t say bad words anymore). The Iranians are beautiful people. So endearing and let you in once you are close enough. Mojtaba Khamenei  is enjoying the company of Melania. He loves hot tubs and Melania has one made of gold with my face on the ceiling in which I am whacking off. It is fantastic.”