US Puts Fidel Castro in Jail Even Though He is Dead

The US is taking a strong stance on Cuba these days. As a result Fidel Castro’s body has been dug up by LieutenantCooley from South Carolina and placed in a holding cell. We spoke with Lieutenant Cooley and here is what he had to say, “Fidel has not complained once or asked for food. However, we are concerned about the smell coming from his cell. Almost smells like a dead body. We are investigating. There is concern that Jeffery Epstein murdered Fidel. “