Iphone Moves to Android Platform

Most recently Apple has noticed Iphones have moved to the Android platform. Additionally, all Apple laptops are now operating off of Microsoft Windows. Xi JInping of China feels this is a step in the right direction. His hacker buddies made it happen and Apple is trying to understand the strategy they didn’t create. Bill Gates had no comment. He was on a trip with a 19 year old women named Lisa Streamfield. Yes, it was obviously business and they were at a deep tissue massage institute.