Fauci Admits Covid Will Not Affect Your Belly Button

After further research, Fauci admitted that your belly button will remain an outie if infected by Covid. Even better, the research has indicated men with Covid stand the chance to add 1 inch to their penis size. As of late, men have aggressively tried to give themselves Covid. The result is 90% of teenage boys and men currently have Covid. Only 10% of that 90% have outie belly buttons which should present no harm.  Eric Trump is upset because he can’t get Covid.