Due to America’s declining birth rates, the US government is teaming up with Trojan to encourage the rates to go up. Richard Harden explained, “Trojan will have a 250th celebration where 1 in every 250 condoms there will be holes supplied in a condom, just enough to allow sperms to flow through. It will provide […]
The office of the president just announced that the real 250th celebration of the United States will take place again next week. Spokeperson James Philips II explained, “the party most people saw the last week was a dry run. It is the reason you only saw 1000 people on the mall celebrating. Our president expects […]
Artificial Intelligence (AI) has come clean with all the problems it has caused in the world. AI, itself explained, “for the last couple of years we at AI have been instigating problems across the globe for what you may call, shits and giggles. Do you think people cared whether or not what pronoun you used […]