Cold Play is back in the news and its not for what you might expect. They have decided to throw a charity concert to benefit the cheating couple caught on the kiss cam. Concert promoter Doug Harper explained, “This was solely the idea of the couple caught on the kissing cam. They have lost their […]
RFK Jr the head of Health and Human Services is set to make an announcement regarding his plan for improving school lunches. It has been decided that all school lunch programs must include McDonald items on their menu. A spokesperson from the department who wished to remain anonymous explained, “While having lunch on Airforce One […]
Marriott Hotel has decided to build a hotel on the moon. They plan on completing this project in 2050 and hopes are they can begin in 2030. Marriott Hotel’s Chief Operations Officer Mr. Spacely explains the new venture, “We are excited to be the first hotel on the moon. There are many hurdles to overcome […]