WASHINGTON – In a bold step for people who think scientists are just nerds with opinions, President Trump announced the government will no longer consider climate change a danger to humans. Standing next to a very excited EPA Administrator Lee Zeldin, Trump proudly erased the 2009 “endangerment finding,” a 200-page scientific report that said greenhouse […]
WASHINGTON – Fresh questions about President Trump’s mental sharpness emerged this week after he was asked about the Epstein files and instead delivered an impassioned monologue about windmills emotionally destabilizing marine life. “We’re talking about files, and nobody talks about windmills,” Trump said during a meeting with European officials. “They’re driving the whales loco. Totally […]
WASHINGTON — What began as a standard White House press briefing turned into a live psychological endurance test after CNN’s Kaitlan Collins decided she had, in fact, brought receipts. “Mr. President,” Collins began calmly, “Americans are wondering why every press conference turns into a rant about windmills, shower heads, or how much you love the […]