Jel Michaels

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BREAKING: Trump Says Americans “Need to Stop Obsessing Over Eggs” While Demanding $1 Billion for ‘The Most Beautiful Ballroom in Human History’

Jel Michaels May 17, 2026

Washington, DC - Donald Trump stunned reporters after accidentally admitting he does not think about Americans’ financial struggles “even a...

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BREAKING: Trump Declares Total War on “Alien Invaders,” Promises Space Force Will “Bomb the Moon if Necessary”

Jel Michaels May 14, 2026

Washington, DC - America awoke in confusion Wednesday morning after Donald Trump held an emergency press conference from the White...

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BREAKING: Concertgoers Excited to Hear Songs They Forgot They Forgot

Jel Michaels May 5, 2026

PALM SPRINGS, CA - In what organizers are calling “bigger than Woodstock” and Rolling Stone is calling “we’ll see,” music...

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Gotta catch them all… deadbeat dads!

Steven Spark November 8, 2026 0

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THE BLUE TSUNAMI: DEMOCRATS HAVE STOLEN AMERICA BY GETTING MORE VOTES THAN REPUBLICANS!

Jel Michaels November 7, 2026 0

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Saudi’s Gift Trump Porta Potty Locations Nationwide and Globally

Bill Lumbergh November 6, 2026 0

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New Condiments Hit The Market at Grocery, We Think…….

Jack Firestone November 5, 2026 0

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Trump Have a Third Term and Get Caught Jacking Off in The Oval Office

Bill Lumbergh November 4, 2026 0