VATICAN CITY – The Vatican confirmed today that Sean Hannity has officially left the Catholic Church, citing “corruption.” Hannity has reportedly joined a new version of Christianity where Donald Trump is, basically, the Pope. “Hannity left because he thinks the Church lost its moral direction,” one Vatican spokesperson said. “And now he prays to a […]
LAS VEGAS – Marvel Studios unveiled the first trailer for Avengers: Doomsday at CinemaCon this week, promising the biggest, loudest, and most confusing superhero movie ever made. Not only will it feature every character you’ve ever heard of, it will also include several you absolutely have not. The trailer teased Robert Downey Jr. as Doctor […]
WASHINGTON, DC – President Donald Trump deleted a social media post showing himself dressed like Jesus healing a man, insisting the image was actually him “as a doctor,” despite the glowing light, robes, and what appeared to be the touch of a miracle. “I thought it was me as a doctor, okay? Very strong doctor. […]