The US is taking a strong stance on Cuba these days. As a result Fidel Castro’s body has been dug up by LieutenantCooley from South Carolina and placed in a holding cell. We spoke with Lieutenant Cooley and here is what he had to say, “Fidel has not complained once or asked for food. However, […]
As the war continues, so does the price of war. 12 year old Marty Stein of Long Island, NY has kept a ledger to account for each line item. We spoke with Marty and here is what he had to say, “I AI’d it all. Took me 3 minutes. Ledger my ass Arthur Anderson. I […]
Washington, DC – America awoke in confusion Wednesday morning after Donald Trump held an emergency press conference from the White House lawn to announce what he called “the greatest space-military operation in history.” Standing beside several nervous-looking generals and a guy dressed like Buzz Lightyear for reasons nobody explained, Trump declared that the United States […]