Luigi Mangione Withdraws Plans to Run For President and Be a Porn Star Upon Release
Luigi Mangione will no longer run for president and turned down a lucrative contract to be a porn star. He...
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BREAKING: Researchers Conclude “Idiocracy” Was Not a Comedy, But a Government Documentary From the Future
WASHINGTON, D.C. - For nearly twenty years, Americans laughed at the absurd world of the 2006 film "Idiocracy," starring Luke...
Deal to End War with Iran Already Signed and MMA Match with Eric Trump in Boat on the Straight of Hormuz Wednesday
Eric Trump will now be in a full blown MMA match on the Straight of Hormuz. We spoke with Eric...
