New Federal Law Makes Father’s Day Everyday
Lawmakers and lobbyists in DC have now made Father's Day a daily holiday. Casmir Pulaski Day was a near second,...
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Luigi Mangione Withdraws Plans to Run For President and Be a Porn Star Upon Release
Luigi Mangione will no longer run for president and turned down a lucrative contract to be a porn star. He...
BREAKING: Researchers Conclude “Idiocracy” Was Not a Comedy, But a Government Documentary From the Future
WASHINGTON, D.C. - For nearly twenty years, Americans laughed at the absurd world of the 2006 film "Idiocracy," starring Luke...
