TSA immediately pulled Tim Hicks to the side when they noticed how puffy he looked. Next, they took him into a private room to have him undress to only notice he had on 12 shirts, 4 pairs of jeans and 6 pairs of shorts. Even more strange, he had 11 athletic supporters on. He claimed […]
After a slew of women and having several children, Musk has called it quits being straight. We spoke with Musk and here is what he had to say, “I have too many kids and women in my life. I want to keep things simple and begin dating Bezos. No need for a prenup. Plus, always […]
Florida state representative John Winthrop has proposed a new bill that would make it illegal for strippers to wear glitter of any kind while working. Ted Johnson, spokesperson for Representative Winthrop explained the new law, “Glitter has cost married men over one hundred million dollars in divorces in the last ten years. We are proposing […]