War in Iran Costs $29 billion and Some Change. And, students are Finally Improving in Math

As the war continues, so does the price of war. 12 year old Marty Stein of Long Island, NY has kept a ledger to account for each line item. We spoke with Marty and here is what he had to say, “I AI’d it all. Took me 3 minutes. Ledger my ass Arthur Anderson. I just convinced my dad to invest in Enron. When I was 3, I told my father to invest in a company called Ponzi Scheme. It was me. I am getting great at Math, I mean my chat GPT prompts are getting much stronger. I love getting everything and doing nothing. I think I am good at it.”