JD (Just Delivered?) Vance’s son

Vice President JD Vance announced the birth of his baby boy, Chaise Chesterfield Vance. 

Although he did tell his wife that the baby may not be hers, and he may have had extra marital objects of his desires.  He told her gently, to “cushion” the blow of the news.

His political opponents weren’t too comforting.

Nancy Pelosi said, “He thinks he is Sofa-king amazing.  But he’s just creepy.”

Hunter Biden would only say, “I couldn’t chair less about the JD Vance rumors.  I mean sheet happens.  But I want to know, why wasn’t I ever invited?”