Musk Strongly Considers Being Gay

After a slew of women and having several children, Musk has called it quits being straight. We spoke with Musk and here is what he had to say, “I have too many kids and women in my life. I want to keep things simple and begin dating Bezos. No need for a prenup. Plus, always had a thing for bald guys that think they are cooler later in life. I will continue to not be active in the kids lives.”