New College Major Increases Male Student Enrollment

San Fransisco State University is providing its students with a new and controversial major. The new major will be porn Cinematography and will provide the school with a new income source. Pornhub will be sponsoring this new major/joint venture and believe it will be a win win for everyone involved, not to mention lonely men around the globe. The creator of the new major Ivan Woodcock explained, “This new major will provide students with a chance to develop their skills in a way never seen. We will teach them such things as plot development, first person filming, how to act like a stepdaughter, or the fine art of filming a bukake shot. These things have never been taught before and will enable our students to be at the forefront of pornography filming. We also have jobs lined up and ready to be filled thanks to our wonderful sponsor. We also expect to have classes in specialty areas, such as How to get seminal fluid out of hair 101 and How to clean up after a squirter 101. We are as excited as our students and can’t wait to take this to other universities in the near future. We have already targeted Liberty University and look forward to showing them what we can do for them. We expect male student enrollment to jump.”