NASA Satellite Locates Missing Penis on Mars

Trump has released NASA files to conclude a Penis has been found on Mars. We spoke with Trump and here is what he had to say, “It is fantastic and this is what I promised the people of this great country. It is huge. People love me and I am brilliant. There was a positive ID made on Mars. It is in fact a penis. It was of human DNA and we are told it is in fact, Ralph Nader’s penis. His body was found close to the penis with a pricing gun on several items that you would see in a department store. We are still investigating. Hegseth says we should archive it. I think that is a brilliant idea.”