NIL Continues to Evolve

With college sports team competing for high school athletes using NIL to entice them, some teams have resorted to unusual ways to court their future stars. UNLV has decided to take advantage of it’s states laws that allow for legal prostitution. UNLV spokesperson, Kim Patterson explained, “We don’t have the means of some schools like Texas and Oregon so we have to be creative. We asked ourselves, what do teenage boys like as much as or more than money? The answer to that was of course woman and we felt in Nevada we have an advantage there. So, we have saved enough money to hire legal prostitutes who can service our men’s team. Believe it or not they also can service our women’s basketball and softball teams as well. Look for these teams to be on the rise in the near future. The prostitutes love the steady business not too mention younger less creepy men, so everyone is happy and we are spending millions a year on QBs and RBs, just hundreds of thousands on BJs and more depending on the kids high school ranking.”

This may be a trend that is hard to follow, but don’t count out BYU as the are hiring bed shakers or something like that to target their Mormon athletes. It will interesting to follow as other schools look to find ways to use NIL in their favor.