Two Nordic Leaders Urge Putin to Manscape Twice a Week 
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Macy Day Parade: Donald Trump Blows Up All Hot Air Balloons and Blows Himself 
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In Honor of the 4th of July the NHL is Giving Away Ted Kaczynski Jerseys
In honor of the 4th of July, the NHL feels the best way to celebrate, is by giving away Ted...
Harvard Student Sued University Over Creating Capital Gain Debt
Harvard student, Kapir Mash is suing Harvard for inflated tuition costs and his current capital gain tax. Kapir is in...
BREAKING: Trump Holds “Mission Accomplished” Cabinet Meeting To Celebrate Promises He Says He Totally Kept
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Donald Trump reportedly gathered his Cabinet behind closed doors Tuesday along with reporters from several Trump-friendly...