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Alabama’s new sexual assault screening is coming under fire from victims all around the state. A woman who wanted to...
Federal Government Has Made Theft Legal Due to High Cost of Living
As of yesterday, the federal government has made theft legal to compensate due to the high cost of living. This...
Verizon Customer Service Moves to Only Russian Language
Verizon has taken a new direction to make the primary language Russian on all customer service calls in the US....