We spoke with Trump and here is what he had to say, “This is fantastic. I am into culture and into grabbing the cervix (I can’t say bad words anymore). The Iranians are beautiful people. So endearing and let you in once you are close enough. Mojtaba Khamenei is enjoying the company of Melania. He […]
The Department of Justice proudly presents… The Donald J. Trump White House Frequent Pardoner™ Program Because every repeat offender deserves to be a repeat customer. Have you been convicted in federal court? Know a billionaire? Appeared on Fox News more than your own attorney? Congratulations! You’re already pre-qualified. Tier Status Hierarchy: Bronze Convict Our entry-level […]
Just this morning, the fatality of Officer Spermen is a mystery. After eating 13 donuts, he was later found dead right outside of the local donut shop in Lincolnwood, Illinois in his cruiser drenched in coffee and donut vomit. We spoke with the captain of his division and here is what he had to say, […]