JD Vance was recently in Rock Mount, North Carolina speaking at a convention. During the opening of his speech he stated clearly that he is a they/them. When asked about this sensitive subject, here is what JD (they/them) had to say, “My pronouns are they/them. I have no idea what that means and I suck […]
As Kyler Murray moves onto a 1 year deal with the Vikings, he is also on a 1 year deal with the growth hormone drug Somatropin. There is hope he can grow 6 more inches in less than a year. Nobody has ever doubted his sensational athletic ability, however his size has presented challenges. We […]
Walter Carter Jr., admitted to an inappropriate relationship on campus. After further research, it was discovered that Walter was found in the Zoology Department on campus humping an Irish Wolf Hound. However, several voyeurs on campus were certain he was trying to procreate. The Columbus police department is challenged with finding officers willing to watch […]