WASHINGTON, DC – After yet another video appeared to show President Donald Trump asleep during an Oval Office briefing, White House officials rushed to clarify that the president was not sleeping. “He was engaged in a Tactical Interlude,” explained Secretary of State Marco Rubio. “His eyes were closed, his head was tilted back, and he […]
In a quick reversal the $1.8 billion dollar slush fund is now going to Hunter Biden. Joe had no idea about this and also has no idea about really anything according to Hunter. However, Hunter recently left California and is on a destination vacation with no destination. He was recently seen at Home Depot purchasing […]
RFK Jr. is now invoking a new policy where all Americans are being asked to empty out their medicine cabinets and send their medications directly to his house. We spoke with RFK Jr. and here is what he had to say, “I have the shakes. All these drugs combined with a massive inventory will help. […]