Both parties recently passed a bill to charge “tax” on breathing due to it being a constant source of revenue. Many Americans have chosen to stop breathing all together. There has also been a new bill passed to incentivize people for agreeing to be cremated and live stream it only on android devices.
WASHINGTON, D.C. – For nearly twenty years, Americans laughed at the absurd world of the 2006 film “Idiocracy,” starring Luke Wilson, Maya Rudolph, Dax Shepard, and Terry Crews. Assuming its depiction of a corporate-controlled, spectacle-obsessed future was intentionally ridiculous. This week, however, a panel of political scientists reportedly reclassified the film from “satire” to “historical […]
It was recently reported that Donald Trump Jr. had scabies, when in fact it was Hunter Biden. We spoke with Hunter and here is what he had to say, “I am guilty of having sex with a rabbit. It was consentual and its a mild STD. Oddly, rabbits are toppers. Can’t wait to meet my […]