As the Middle East works to find common ground, a new agreement has been enacted providing free Coke slurpees to both Israel and Lebanon. This has been a constant battle between both countries. However, today the tides have turned. We expect further developments. It still remains clear you can cut off your dead uncles thumbs […]
The reflecting pool in front of the capitol will need to be updated once more with many more amenities added on to the existing structure. White House Spokesperson Lacy Williams explained, “After all the vandalism that took place that caused the paint to peel, we felt we had to do something. The president wants it […]
Both parties recently passed a bill to charge “tax” on breathing due to it being a constant source of revenue. Many Americans have chosen to stop breathing all together. There has also been a new bill passed to incentivize people for agreeing to be cremated and live stream it only on android devices.