Last night at 2am Donald Trump and Joe Biden were seen at a rave party in Las Vegas. Nobody in the audience could believe what they saw next, Trump began going down on Biden. Biden yelled, “Jill, I am tired.” The police arrested both Trump and Biden for indecent exposure. Biden continued to refer to […]
As the Middle East works to find common ground, a new agreement has been enacted providing free Coke slurpees to both Israel and Lebanon. This has been a constant battle between both countries. However, today the tides have turned. We expect further developments. It still remains clear you can cut off your dead uncles thumbs […]
The reflecting pool in front of the capitol will need to be updated once more with many more amenities added on to the existing structure. White House Spokesperson Lacy Williams explained, “After all the vandalism that took place that caused the paint to peel, we felt we had to do something. The president wants it […]