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The Department of Justice proudly presents… The Donald J. Trump White House Frequent Pardoner™ Program Because every repeat offender deserves to be a repeat customer. Have you been convicted in federal court? Know a billionaire? Appeared on Fox News more than your own attorney? Congratulations! You’re already pre-qualified. Tier Status Hierarchy: Bronze Convict Our entry-level […]
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Reports that Donald Trump is weighing a pardon for Sean “Diddy” Combs have left legal scholars asking one simple question: “Is the White House replacing the Department of Justice with a customer rewards program for convicted celebrities?” Sources say Trump is considering clemency for Diddy while also handing out pardons to people […]
Most recently the federal government did a random background check on all federal employees. It turns out, Trump is not a US citizen and is now being deported back to his native country, Nauru (a tiny pacific Island). We also later learned that Trump just started speaking fluent English as early as a year ago. […]
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